Joke #10014

Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.

If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you.

Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.

Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!

What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.

Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub. He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton. She replies, "A bush." The next day Little Johnny walks in on his father while he's in the shower. He asks, "What is that big long thing hanging between your legs?" His father replies, "It is a snake." A few days later, Little Johnny walks in on his mother, once again in the bathtub. He asks, "What are those two baggy things hanging above your bellybutton?" She replies, "Headlights." A couple weeks go by and the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. He yells, "Mom, turn on your headlights! The snake is crawling into your bush!"

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)

You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."

What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."

Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.

A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"