How does a frog confuse you?
When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
What's the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper !
What is a cow's favourite TV show?
Dr Moo.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?
Stegosaur-rust.
What does a frog say when it sees something' great?
Toadly awesome!
A three-year-old boy fell eighteen feet into a zoo enclosure containing seven gorillas.
He was immediately rescued, not by zookeepers, but by one of the animals.
The 150 lb. female gorilla picked up the unconscious form of the boy and laid it at a door to be easily retrieved by zookeepers.
This cross-species rescue has resulted in thousands of dollars in donations to the zoo.
It is perhaps because of these donations that zookeepers have kept quiet about one vital detail, a hastily scrawled note tucked in the boy's collar: "Thanks; but we prefer fruit."
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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