How does a frog confuse you?
When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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How to catch a polar bear:
Go up north and find a frozen lake or pond.
Cut a large hole in the ice.
Open a can of green peas, and place the peas around the edge of the hole single file.
Hide behind a nearby rock.
When the bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice-hole!
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement?
A: Hold a tupperware party!
Why does a chicken lay eggs?
Because if she dropped them, they’d break.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
How do you confuse a frog?
Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?
He always said "Neigh"
Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
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A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him:
"You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great!
"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
Q: What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A: A snake in the brass.