How does a frog confuse you?
When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?
Yak the Ripper.
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.
A woman is driving down the same road.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!"
They each continue on their way, and ... as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road ... and dies immediately.
If only men would listen...
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
How should you treat a baby goat?
Like a kid.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He tractor down.