How does a frog confuse you?
When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?
A berry bubbly bunny.
A man brings his cat to a veterinarian.
He lives the cat there and returns in two days, as preagreed.
He asks the veterinarian:
Is my cat still alive?
Still not...
Q: What creature has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog, after all, they croak every night.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls.
He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that."
The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."
A man walks by a table in a casino and passes three men and a dog playing cards.
‘That’s a very smart dog,’ says the man.
‘He’s not so clever,’ says one of the players.
‘Every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail.’
What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
Beef-flat!
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
What do cows get when they are sick?
Hay Fever.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom!