Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from
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A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger.
The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "One burger!"
Whereupon the chef grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill.
"That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen," the old lady says.
"Yeah?" says the counterman. "You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts."
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Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him?
A: He came home shit faced.
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What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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What's gross?
Farting in the bathtub.
What's grosser than that?
Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
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Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank?
A: Drinking on the job.
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There was a young man from Peru
Who fell asleep in a canoe
He dreamt that Venus
was strokin' his penis
And woke with a handfull of goo
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Two flies sit on a pile of poop.
One fly passes gas.
The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
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Q: What's brown and in the military?
A: Gomer's pile.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?
A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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An old woman goes to the doctor's office.
The doctor gives her a checkup and says, "I need to do stool, blood and urine tests."
The woman says, "Well can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour."
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