Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove.
"Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?"
"I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno."
"I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history."
"Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor?
A: Long distance!
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Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore!
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One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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Two dyslectic fellas sat in the kitchen...
Fella 1: "Ere, can you smell gas?"
Fella 2: "Who me? No... I can't even smell my own name!"
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Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Q: Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock?
A: Time will tell.
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