Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove.
"Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?"
"I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno."
"I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history."
"Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor?
A: Long distance!
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Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore!
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One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
I love in horror movies how the person yells out "Hello?!" as if the killer is gonna say "Yeah I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?"
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