Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove.
"Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?"
"I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno."
"I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history."
"Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor?
A: Long distance!
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Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore!
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One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Mega-saur-ass
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
They say sex is a killer...
Do you want to die happy?
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