What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
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Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with.
JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me."
JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father."
BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!"
JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?"
BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto."
JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
A: Lefty.
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Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
A: Squash.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
What do you call a frog with no legs?
It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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