What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
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Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with.
JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me."
JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father."
BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!"
JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?"
BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto."
JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Mega-saur-ass
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
Glass flippers.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore!
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