What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
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Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with.
JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me."
JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father."
BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!"
JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?"
BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto."
JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore!
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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