What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
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Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with.
JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me."
JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father."
BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!"
JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?"
BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto."
JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
Q: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
A: Because then they'd be bay gulls.
How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink.
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Mega-saur-ass
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Why did the duck get arrested?
because he was selling quack.
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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