Joke #1492

What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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