What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?" BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me." JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father." BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!" JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?" BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto." JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?" BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
Q: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? A: Because then they'd be bay gulls.
How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink.
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
Why did the duck get arrested? because he was selling quack.
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.