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What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
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Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?" BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me." JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father." BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!" JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?" BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto." JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?" BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water? A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
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A father notices his young son staring at something on the ground. The father approaches his son and asks what he's looking at. The boy says that he sees two daddy long legs on top of each other, and asks what they're doing. They father replies that the two spiders are having sex. It's a completely natural thing that a mommy and daddy do when they love each other. The son then asks if one is a daddy long leg and the other is a mommy long leg. The father says that they're both daddy long legs. The son stomps on them, killing them. The father asks why he did that. The boy replies "I don't want any of that faggot-ass shit in my yard."
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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? A. Because he was pissed off!
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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