Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
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A girl married with a man who had only one foot.
Next day her mother rang her and asked: "My little tell me how did U feel the marriage?"
Her daughter replied: "Woo real splendid; alas he has only one foot!"
Her mom answered: "You must be too lucky, when I married your dad; he had only one inch!"
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Kock, Knock
Who is there?
Suck, suck.
Suck, suck who?
After a long pause with a low voice:
My dick; dear!
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Q: Why can women play hockey?
A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
Success is like pregnancy.
Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
A crazy man jumps from the bushes and opens his coat in front of an old lady to surprise and terrify her.
The granny takes a look at him and sais: "oh, dash, I´ve forgotten to buy the eggs."
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Testicules.
Testicules who?
Pillow for penis .
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What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common?
You don't look down.
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Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly.
So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month."
Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."