Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
Q: What do you get if you cross a dirty politician with a filthy womanizer? A: Chelsea.
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
Q: What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Hitler conquering another village while ww2 and he decided to give a chance for every woman in this village to save their families. He made all men to stand naked one next to another in stright line and every woman have to find her husband by doing them bl*wjob. First woman starts to suck and saying: "Not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine, Mine!" It's turn out that she was right so they could walk away free. Second woman starts to suck: "Not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine, MINE!" True again so Hitler was deeply surprised and decided to stand in line between men of village. Third woman starts to doing her job and saying: "Not mine, not mine, not mine , not mine, not from this village, not mine...."
During a war warrior shouted against 3 ladies Warrior: I am going to r*pe you all. Younger lady: But please leave our grand mother. Grand mother: Shut up, war is war.
What is the same with spreading butter on a toast and getting a woman to spread her legs? It is possible with a credit card, but much easier with a knife.
I've got something you can take up the chain.
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they stink.