Joke #4787

I'd like to think inside your box.
Vote: has 36.64 % from 27 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

A couple took their young son for his first visit to the circus. When his father left to buy popcorn, the boy asked, "Mom, what's that long thing on the elephant?" "That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she replied. "No, Mom, down underneath." His mother blushed and said, "Oh, that's nothing." The father returned, and the mother went off to get a soda. As soon as she left, the boy repeated his question. The father took a good look and explained, "That's the elephant's penis." "Dad, how come when I asked Mom, she said it was nothing?" The man took a deep breath and replied, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."
Vote: has 80.61 % from 214 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat? A: They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.
Vote: has 78.87 % from 63 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, women
Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon? A: A Tic-Tac.
Vote: has 65.48 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty
"For love on the first sight, there's a tremendous medicine!" "What medicine?" "To get another look...!"
Vote: has 65.14 % from 40 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, love
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
Vote: has 47.37 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, black people, dirty, sex, women
Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock today.
Vote: has 52.05 % from 40 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one guy said, “Hey man there is a woman in there with a shrimp in her vagina!” The other asked, “What is a shrimp doing a dead woman's vagina? Let me go see.” Both of them went in the room with the woman, and they both curiosly looked. Finally, the second man said, “You idiot, this ain't no shrimp it's a clitoris.” And the other man replied, “Well, it tasted like shrimp to me.”
Vote: has 64.34 % from 39 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty
A woman walks into her sex thearapist’s office and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, and the rarely have sex anymore, and asks what to do about it? The therapist tells her that she has a new drug called Viagra that might do the trick. She tells the woman to give him one pill that night, and come back in the morning to tell her what happens. The next day the woman walks in ecstatic telling the therapist the viagra worked, and she and her husband had the best sex ever. She asks her therapist what would happen if she gave her husband two pills? The therapist replies she dosn’t know but says to go ahead and try it. The next day, the same thing happens, the woman comes in telling the therapist tha the sex was even better than the night before. She asks the therapist what whould happen if she gave him five pills? The therapist once again tells her to give it a try. The following day the woman comes back in LIMP BUT HAPPY, tells the therapist the sex just keeps getting better and better. She asks what would happen if she gave him the rest of the bottle? The therapists tells her its a new drug and she doesn’t know what a full bottle would do to a person. The woman leaves the office and puts the rest of the pills in her husbands morning coffee. A week later a boy walks into the therapists office and asks: "Are you the “idiot” who gave my MOTHER a bottle of Viagra?" "Why yes young man I did?" "Why?" "Well mom’s dead, my sister’s Pregnant, my A– Hurts, and Dad just sits in the corner going, 'here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty…'”
Vote: has 73.90 % from 96 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, doctor, husband, sex, women
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle the other day?
Vote: has 25.67 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty