Joke #4787

I'd like to think inside your box.

Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole.

Two condoms walk into a gay bar, look at each other and say "let's get shit-faced!"

This guy goes into a Sperm Bank with a gun and a ski mask and yells at the receptionist to open the safe. She's confused, thinking this is the world's dumbest criminal. "Sir, this is a sperm bank, we don't have money in here! That safe is full of donated sperm samples!" The robber screams for her to open it. At this point, she's confused. Maybe he's just a guy who thought better of becoming an anonymous donor and wants his sample back. She opens the safe like he commanded. The robber yells: "Now bring over that tray!" The woman does as he asks and brings the tray of sperm samples to the counter. As soon as the tray hits the counter, the menacing criminal makes further demands: "Now open that container and drink it!" The woman's gag reflex triggers. She barely manages to stammer out "that's disgusting! I won't do it!" Angered the man in the ski mask cocks the hammer on his pistol and repeats his command to drink one of the samples. The woman complies, he tells her to drink another, and another until the entire tray is gone. Once the last cup is finished the man pulls off his ski mask and goes: "See honey, it's not that fucking hard."

A professor told dirty jokes in class and the women wanted to protest it. So they decided that in the next time that the professor will start with these kind of jokes they all will leave the class as a protest. Somehow the professor heard about the plan. In the next lecture, in the beginning of the lecture he said: "In Sweden a pr*stitute makes $2000 per night." All the women stood up and started to leave the class. So he shouted after them: "Where are you going? The plane to Sweden doesn't take off until the day after tomorrow."

Now there's a rack I'd like to be stretched out on.

Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.

How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.

What does a Rubik's cube and a pen*s have in common? They both get harder the longer you play with them.

Hey guys. Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button. Thank me later.

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck.