How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Sometimes I wish I was a bird: I would fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.