There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb? A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, "Daddy, daddy, Philip just got taken by the current" and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigga."
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
How do you kill half of Ethiopia? Throw a piece of bread off a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them it still has not been eaten.