Joke #2400

There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator ? The elevator can raise a child.
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A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
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Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
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Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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