How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
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How are crayons like people?
No one likes the white ones.
How do you kill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you kill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink?
A: A terrorpist."
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour?
A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane?
Night time.
Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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