How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
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Life Lemons Saying:
White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends.
Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store?
A: A pound
What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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Q: What does pontiac stand for?
A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?
There was only two vans.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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