How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
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Chun Ki Ho.
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Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You pull up her sleeve.