How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
What do you call an Asian billionare. Cha Ching.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.