How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.
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A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.
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Why do Jews watch porn backwards?
Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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