How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
I'm so tired of racial stereotypes. Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.