How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV? A: His brother with a VCR.