How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroid's.
Whats black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape.
A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes.
When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?"
God responds, "You are what you are"
The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question.
One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes"
The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel?
God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball?
A: Ping-Pong
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe?
The canoe is floating!
Q: Do you really want to know why white people are Prejudice, and racist towards black folks?
A: Simply because when they go tan their skin at the beach it burn like bleach.
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