How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
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What's faster than a black guy running with a TV?
His brother with the DVD player.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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A: Call him a racist.
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A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?"
The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry.
A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put?
In the hood!
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Q: Why do white people scare black people?
A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
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There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids.
So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad.
His dad beats the crud outta him.
He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!"
He gets beat by his mom too.
Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white!
She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room.
Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?"
And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
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