How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
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Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple?
A: The apple falls from the tree.
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What's Mexicos National sport?
Cross Country.
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books?
A: Borders
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?"
The parrot says, "Africa…"
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan?
A: With a dustpan.
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Q: What is the official sport of Mexico?
A: Border jump
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden.
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Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.
The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane."
The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country".
The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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Q: What do you call a baby Mexican?
A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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