How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
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How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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A: A good days hunting.
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What's a mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross country.
How do you kill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you kill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer".
The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?".
"The white man says "I don't know lets find out".
They switch places.
The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer".
The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car?
2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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