How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
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What do you call a black woman who got an abortion?
A member of crimestoppers of america.
Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo?
Because there were only 2 vans.
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse?
A: An Arab mechanic.
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn?
Modern farm equiptment.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20.
And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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