How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
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Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game.
A: Borderlands.
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve.
A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
Whats black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape.
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
Q: What do you call a black priest?
A: Holy Shit.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot.
They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them.
So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign "Speedbird 206″:
Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."
The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 but I didn’t stop."
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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