Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel?
God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
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He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators.
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Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England."
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