Joke #8965

Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel? God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!

Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.

Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.

I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.

An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.

What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!

Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.

There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"

Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.

There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.