Joke #2417

The boss speaking with the secretary: Who told you that, if I kissed you a couple of time, you have the right to laze all day long? My lawyer.
Vote:
has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: lawyer

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!
Vote:
has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer, money
Having lawyers make laws is like having doctors make diseases.
Vote:
has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Q: Now why is it, officer, IF YOU TRUST YOUR FELLOW OFFICERS WITH YOUR LIFE, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those officers? A: You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes defense attorneys have been known to walk through that room...
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You’re cute!” Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.” She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’?” His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”
Vote:
has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: beauty, drug, lawyer, wife
Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall? A: Depends on how deep you stack them.
Vote:
has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Discussion between two future lawyers: I don’t understand why they rejected me! I told them that I want to be a lawyer because I respect the law, that I’d give my life for the Constitution and that I want justice for my clients. What did you tell them? I told them that I want to be a lawyer because of my hands! You’re hands? What do you mean? Well, I looked in my hands and there were no money...
Vote:
has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, money, wife
Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!' The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.
Vote:
has 72.84 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: food, lawyer
A lawyer and a basketball player want to make a deal. Suggest a place where both of them would be happy to meet. Of course, they should at the court.
Vote:
has 32.17 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: communication, lawyer, sport
Q: Officer, who provided this description? A: The officer who responded to the scene.
Vote:
has 15.98 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
Vote:
has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: lawyer