Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?
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What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do?
Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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My software never has bugs.
It just develops random features.
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out all over the screen.
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error!
Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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