Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Fed up with your computer winning at chess?
Try it at kick-boxing instead!
I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
Someday, the people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don’t.
And there will be a special name for them – secretaries.
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea.
Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
Vote:
What’s an Athlon at 1,2 GHz processor that runs for 9 minutes without a cooler called?
8.5 minutes burned processor.
How come the women loves the PC?
It’s easier to turn on!
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Vote: