Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?
When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered." The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order." The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded." The fourth surgeon said, "I like technicians...they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end..."
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter ‘penis.’ Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She then almost died laughing at the computer’s response: PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!