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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses?
A: Because they don't C#.
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How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?
An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert.
Novice users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
Intermediate users: people who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it.
Expert users: people who break other people’s computers.
Officer: "I'm arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia."
Man: "No wait! I can explain everything!"
Steve Jobs was an amazing man.
He will live in my hard drive forever!
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Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover?
A: Your mouse pad.
Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times
I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze.
Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?”
Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.