A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem. The project manager said: "Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination." The computer programmer said: "We have here the driver's guide. I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive." The computer operator said: "First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem." Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said: "Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again."
What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac? DON'T keep taking the tablets!
I’ve got one those special filter programmes on my Internet access. It’s really handy, it blocks out everything except porn sites.
I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day. Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”