A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem. The project manager said: "Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination." The computer programmer said: "We have here the driver's guide. I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive." The computer operator said: "First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem." Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said: "Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again."
There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
I’ve invented a human computer. When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls.
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
How do insects communicate? By bee mail.
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
Windows: Artificial Intelligence!
Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping? The trolley kept falling off the computer.