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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise.
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What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''. I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck'
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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
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One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream. Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."
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Q:Why did the cow cross the road? A:To go to the moo-vies.
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On what should you mount a statue of your cat? A caterpillar!
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What’s a black spot between two white spots? A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
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Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
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What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
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