Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
No, they do everything on porpoise.
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A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator.
The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!"
So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..."
The bartender says "Well then, lets see!"
So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth.
He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it.
A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch.
He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?"
An old lady raises her hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."
What's black and white and green?
A frog sitting on a newspaper.
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A harenet.
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers.
When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their parents won't get them braces.
There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Why do polo bears like bald men?
Because they have a great, white, bear place.
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
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What is the difference between an pilot and a pig?
The pig doesn't turn into a pilot when it's drunk.