Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
No, they do everything on porpoise.
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How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
A beautiful princess comes upon a frog in a meadow near her castle.
The frog hops into the princess' lap and says, "My lady, one kiss from you, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I once was, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set-up housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever be happy doing so."
That night, as the princess dines on lightly sauteed frog legs, she chuckles to herself, "I don't f**kin' think so."
Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?
He was a sherbet!
Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
A. Because he was pissed off!
What do you call a dinosaur with magic powers?
Tyrannosaurus Hex.
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly.
So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month."
Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."
Why did the duck get arrested?
because he was selling quack.
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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What job do rabbits at hotels have?
Bellhop.