Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland?
You are approaching the Russian border.
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Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
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A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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School is like a boner, long and hard.
Unless you're Asian...
White owl: who who.
Black owl: who dat who dat.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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A: Antique air conditioner.
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One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person?
They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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