Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland?
You are approaching the Russian border.
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Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house?
A: Everything has gone.
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Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
A: The cops.
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework.
The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob.
Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in.
He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum.
Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian.
The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone.
Note: they were all boys.
Why did the white chocolate was invented?
So niggers can get dirty!
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins?
Society.
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop