Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland?
You are approaching the Russian border.
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Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo?
Because there were only 2 vans.
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime?
Nightfall.
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The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20.
And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home.
Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast.
The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast.
The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The American threw over the Mexican.
The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?"
The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."