Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.
I've got this black friend... just kidding.
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man? A: The White man is working legally.
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt? Afro turf.
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: What do you call a black priest? A: Holy Shit.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.