Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.
Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale? A: Your shit back.
Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet? A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.
How do you find the population of Mexico? roll a penny down the street How do you find the richest person in Mexico? SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple? A: The apple falls from the tree.
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"