Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland?
You are approaching the Russian border.
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Q: How do Asian parents name their kids?
A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car?
2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet?
A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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What the number one crime in asia?
Identity theft.
100 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate?
A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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