Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland?
You are approaching the Russian border.
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Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats?
A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20.
And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse?
A: An Arab mechanic.
How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had.
Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel.
As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything."
The girl only nodded and smiled.
As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.
Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.
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Q: What do you call a violent minority?
A: A thug.
Q: What do you call a violent white guy?
A: Officer.
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Why are there no mexicans on star trek?
They don't work in the future either.