Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland?
You are approaching the Russian border.
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A: Auschwitztic.
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins?
Society.
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Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.
Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.
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what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion?
A crime stopper!
Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie.
The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."
So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" the oceans were teaming with fish.
The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity."
Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" there was a huge wall around England.
The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job.
The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit."
The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?"
He got the job.