Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second kid wished for some money. And the redneck asked for a wheel chair. Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family. The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel? God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!