What’s black with three feets?
A piano!
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer."
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower."
Teacher replies with a similar response...
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something...
Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew?
A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV?
A: His brother with a VCR.
Q: What does pontiac stand for?
A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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Q: What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?
A: The park bench can support a family of five but the Aboriginal can't.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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