Joke #2502

What’s black with three feets? A piano!
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Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour? A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.
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Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
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If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
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What is a black persons's worst fear? Child Support.
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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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