What’s black with three feets? A piano!
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
Whats black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.
Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second kid wished for some money. And the redneck asked for a wheel chair. Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family. The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.