Joke #2502

What’s black with three feets? A piano!
Vote:
has 16.96 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: racist

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: What is the official sport of Mexico? A: Border jump
Vote:
has 78.80 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?" "I have to throw this away," replied the tourist. "You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered. The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want." The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers. "Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist. "No. This is the American Embassy."
Vote:
has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
Vote:
has 48.88 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
Vote:
has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: cop, mexican, racist
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
Vote:
has 58.66 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex
Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
Vote:
has 75.26 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: racist
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
Vote:
has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call an Asian billionare. Cha Ching.
Vote:
has 79.99 % from 866 votes. More jokes about: money, racist
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Vote:
has 38.01 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, dog, racist
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
Vote:
has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, history, racist