What’s black with three feets? A piano!
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
Why did the white chocolate was invented? So niggers can get dirty!
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.