What’s black with three feets?
A piano!
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Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
What’s black on the outside and green on the inside?
A nigger that just ate some spinach.
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
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Q: What travels at 200km's a hour?
A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie.
The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."
So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" the oceans were teaming with fish.
The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity."
Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" there was a huge wall around England.
The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby.
Sum ting wong.
What's Mexicos National sport?
Cross Country.
Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans?
A: The black one takes your watch.