What’s black with three feets? A piano!
Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction.
Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel. As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything." The girl only nodded and smiled. As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.