What’s black with three feets?
A piano!
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Two black men are walking down the street.
They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!"
The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have.
One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents.
They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in.
Problem solved.
The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap.
They laugh and admire his new race for a minute.
Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?"
The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
100 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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Why did Rosa Parks die?
She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
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How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years.
One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
"Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?"
Murmurs the other woman.
"Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
Q: What do you call a violent minority?
A: A thug.
Q: What do you call a violent white guy?
A: Officer.
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