Joke #6126

Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"

Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.

What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.

Q: Whats the most worthless thing on a woman's body? A: A Mexican.

Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.

Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.

Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"

There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.

If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.

Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.