Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.