Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.
What is a black persons's worst fear? Child Support.
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20. And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.