Joke #6126

Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
Vote:
has 73.47 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: racist

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
Vote:
has 47.45 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house? A: Everything has gone.
Vote:
has 19.79 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What’s black with three feets? A piano!
Vote:
has 16.72 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
Vote:
has 39.96 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty, ethnic, gay, racist
Q: What do you call a black priest? A: Holy Shit.
Vote:
has 68.90 % from 1157 votes. More jokes about: priest, racist
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Vote:
has 72.89 % from 632 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican? A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
Vote:
has 31.48 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.
Vote:
has 71.16 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
Vote:
has 46.22 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
Vote:
has 68.02 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: black people, chocolate, racist