Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
School is like a boner, long and hard. Unless you're Asian...
What is a black persons's worst fear? Child Support.
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: The slow ones are in jail.
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing!
How do you find the population of Mexico? roll a penny down the street How do you find the richest person in Mexico? SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!