Joke #8785

100 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.

Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop

There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said: Whats up wet backs. The first mexican said: I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts. The second old man said: What the hells that smell, smells like beanery. The second Mexican replies: It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell. The third mexican says: YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell. The third white guys says: I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.

How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.

What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.

My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-

How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.

The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.

Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.

A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.

When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?