Joke #8785

100 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.

Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.

Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.

What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill? a: White Power. What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill? a: Asian Power. What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill? a: Grand Theft Auto.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.

A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.

Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.

Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.

Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.

I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.

Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.