100 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.
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Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
Q: What do you call an African American documentary?
A: Planet of the Apes.
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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Q: What do you call a cremated black person?
A: 100% cocoa powder.
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times?
A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.
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