100 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.
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She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
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