Joke #8785

100 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.

Q: What is the official sport of Mexico? A: Border jump

Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.

There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving? Nethier, the cop is.

Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."

Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."

Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.

What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!

What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.

You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.