Joke #2515

Two crocks rest on the basin of a zoo talking: Yesterday, the caretaker cursed me, said the older one. What did you do? Asks the other. - I’ve swallowed him...

Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. "Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something… but I can tell you that it’s much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won’t dig into the ground." After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it. A little while later one hunter said to the other, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!" "Yeah, but we’re getting farther from the truck," the other added.

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.

Question: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig? Answer: A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? (A gummy bear!)

Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.

Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

What is the longest organ in a sheep's body? A New Zealander's cock!

Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.

Little Johnny's class is reviewing the alphabet. His teacher knows that he has an "advanced" vocabulary for his age, so she avoids calling on him. When the teacher asks for a word beginning with "A," Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher anticipates he'll say, "ass" so she calls on Mary Lou, who says "apple." This continues because the teacher knows that Little Johnny knows a cuss word for every letter of the alphabet. Then she gets to "R." She can't think of any cuss words that begin with R, so she calls on Johnny. He exclaims, "R is for rats big f**king rats, with 12-inch c**ks!"