Joke #2540

Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”

Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.

Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !

Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".

Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.

Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.

Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.

Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.