Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!