Joke #2540

Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”

Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.

Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.

Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.

Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.

Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.

Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.