Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
Yo mamas so fat it took 567 people to carry her.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo momma is so stupid... she tried to climb mountain dew!
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.