Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!