Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.