Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!