Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.