Joke #2540

Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”

Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.

Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.

Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.

Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.

Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."

Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!

Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.

Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.