Joke #2548

How do you guess a blond played at you’re computer? The joystick is on the chair.

A blonde went to the eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don"t sell to blondes." She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?" "Because that is not a TV, it's a microwave."

How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.

Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!

She was so blonde that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper.

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door.

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”

Q: Why did two women walk into a saloon pointing bananas at people and shouting: "GIVE US YER LOOT!" A: They were both blonds.

Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies? It hurts to boil their nipples!