How do you guess a blond played at you’re computer? The joystick is on the chair.
One day a blonde and a redhead were playing together over the redhead's house while the redhead's father was out. The father had a pet parrot, which he did n ot let anyone else touch. But, when he left, the girls took him out. The girls were playing with it, when the blonde grabbed the parrot and accidentally ripped out one of its wings. “Now you've done it!” the red head yelled at the blonde. “Go buy him another one just like that, here's some money.” The redhead went into her piggy bank and gave the blonde $50. “Okay,” said the blonde, “but it's going to hard to find a parrot with only one wing.”
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? Because she was trying to make up her mind.
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone’s been in a 747.
Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? They forget the recipe.
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
Me: If a blonde girl and brunette girl jumped off a cliff at the same time, who would hit the ground first? Friend: I don't know, who? Me: The brunnete, the blonde had to ask for directions.
Q: What happened when a blonde missed the Q44 bus? A: She took the Q22 twice.
Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A. Locking the car door.
A blonde walks into a gas station and says to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?" The manager gives the blonde a bent coat hanger. A few minutes later, he goes out to check on her. As her approaches the blonde working the hanger in window, he notices another blonde inside the car, coaching "No, no! A little to the left."