How do you guess a blond played at you’re computer?
The joystick is on the chair.
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A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital.
After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead.
The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year old daughter (who wasn't blonde any longer, but just had to be at one time) that her mother didn't make it.
"Didn't make it? Where could they be? She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago!" the former blonde asked.
Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse?
So she won't shit on the street during a parade.
A guy is driving his car and finds a friend crying, sitting on the road.
He stops.
And he asks him:
- Hey, What happens to you?
- (crying) Look! and he points a crashed car.
- Well, don't care and buy another car.
- Look inside the car!
- Well, don't care and get another blonde, and that's all.
- Look inside her mouth!!!
Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold?
A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave to her.
What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole?
You swerve to miss a pothole!
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
How do you break a blonde's nose?
Place a dildo under a glass table!
A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died.
After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly.
"What's the story?" she asked.
"Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied.
"How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.