Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
An Indian soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Indian army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in a Pakistani tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?" "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the Border. As I saw a Pakistani tank. I put my white flag up, the Pakistani tank put his white flag up. I said to the Pakistani soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"
Q: Why did the blonde climb on to the roof? A: Someone told her the drinks were on the house.
Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
How do you drown a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door.
What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? One that never misses a period.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!