Why do the blondes spill water over the computer? They want to navigate over the internet.
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.
Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
She is so blonde, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went back home.
A blonde was cruising down the highway at breakneck speed when a cop pulled her over. “May I see your license and registration, please?” asked the cop. Miffed, the blonde said, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you took away my license. Now today you want me to show it to you!”
Q. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A. She moved.
Q: What is long and hard to a blonde? A: Fourth grade.
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...
One day, a blonde goes into a store. She gets an item and walks up to the cashier. She says,"I'd like to buy this TV". He says,"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes". The next day, she dyes her hair red and goes back in the store, but the same thing happens. Finally, she shaves her head and goes back in. When she tries to buy it for the third time, the man refuses. She says, "How the hell do you know I'm blonde?". He replied, "First of all, that's a microwave."