Why did the blonde go to KFC?
She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.
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Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence?
A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
Blonde 1: Don't tell anyone but Bees scare me.
Blonde 2: Dont worry, the whole alphabet scares me
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for 7 hours?
A: Give her a piece of paper that has the words "Turn Over" on both sides.
Three women escape from prison….one is a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde.
They run for miles until they come upon an old barn; they decide to hide in the hayloft and rest.
When they climb up, they find three gunnysacks and decide to put them over their heads for camouflage.
About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy come into the barn. T
he sheriff tell his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft.
When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw.
The deputy told him just three gunnysacks.
The sheriff told him to find out what was in them…..so the deputy kicked the first bag, which had the redhead in it……and she went “Bow-wow.”
So the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in the first one.
Then he kicked the one with the brunette in it and she went “Meow.”
The deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in the second one.
Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it and there was no sound at all, so he kicked it again and the blonde said
“Potatoes.”
Did you hear about the blonde who thought Doris Day was a national holiday?
What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men?
Their knees.
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
A: Women!