Why did the blonde go to KFC?
She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.
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Why did the blonde have square boobs?
She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
How did the blonde burn her nose?
Bobbing for chips.
Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes?
The back of her head.
Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse?
So she won't shit on the street during a parade.
What goes stop, go, stop, go, stop, go?
A blonde at a flashing red light!
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks “Why in the world are you dressed like this?“
The Cowboy says, “Well it’s like this Sheriff… I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motorhome with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt . so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants…so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts… so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town, cowboy..' and here I am.”
Son of a Gun, Blond men do exist.
One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt.
The doctor askes her what had happened.
She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead of the phone.
"Well that explains one ear, but what about the other."
"The bastard called again"
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A mental block.