You realize that you are dependent of the internet when: You forget in what year you are. You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened. You dream only of quick connections. You open you’re interphone when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.
Gmail: Someone has signed into your account! Me: Yeah that was me Gmail: No it was on another device! Me: Yes my tablet Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?! Me: What? No! Gmail: Call the police
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.