You realize that you are dependent of the internet when: You forget in what year you are. You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened. You dream only of quick connections. You open you’re interphone when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
Where do you go if you become ‘at one’ with your computer? Nerdvana.
Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales? Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ? There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!