Joke #2551

You realize that you are dependent of the internet when: You forget in what year you are. You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened. You dream only of quick connections. You open you’re interphone when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.

90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.

I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day. Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the IT professional, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.

The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?' "The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.

Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.