You realize that you are dependent of the internet when:
You forget in what year you are.
You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened.
You dream only of quick connections.
You open you’re interphone when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.
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They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down.
The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution.
Suddenly the programmer says:
"I say we better FORMAT it!"
Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page two of Google.
Error, no keyboard.
Press F1 to continue.
Bad command or file name.
Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay!
"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
"No..."
"Inheritance."
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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