You realize that you are dependent of the internet when:
You forget in what year you are.
You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened.
You dream only of quick connections.
You open you’re interphone when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.
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Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert.
Novice users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
Intermediate users: people who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it.
Expert users: people who break other people’s computers.
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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C program run.
C program crash.
C programmer quit.
Officer: "I'm arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia."
Man: "No wait! I can explain everything!"
How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus?
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
Dead Siri-ous.
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