Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated.
Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."
The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."
The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."
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A guy and a girl are roommates in college.
The girl goes to a frat party, brings home another guy, fucks him, and then decides the next morning that she likes her roommate and therefore it's not going to work out. After her fling left, her roommate came up to her and:
Him: "I think I found my soulmate in you..."
Her: "Really?!"
Him: "Yeah... uh... that guy you brought home last night?"
Her: "Oh yeah. I don't care about him anymore."
Him: "Great! So he's available?"
Three desperately ill men go to their docter seeking help.
One is and alcoholic, One is a chain smoker and the other is gay.
The doctor tells the men if you indulge in any of your habits again you will die.
So the three men leave and then the alcoholic sees a bar and hears its loud music and can't resist.
He orders a shot of whisky drinks it and suddenly drops down dead the other two men walk out side realising how serious this is, but then the chain smoker sees a half a ciggarette on the ground still burning so the gay guy says to the chain smoker "if you bend over to pick that up were both dead"
Q: What do gay horses eat?
A: Hay.
Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?
A: A love call.
Q: What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers?
A: If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit!
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
Q: What do a gay and a garbage truck have in common?
A: Both take it in the rear.
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal?
A: Due.
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