Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
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What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room?
100 people that don''t do dick!
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
When two men have sex what position are they going to be in?
But what about when two dogs have sex?
That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex?
That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
Do you know how to play gay poker?
Queens are wild and straights don’t count.
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.
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Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel.
When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial.
After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, "Wow! This is the very best sex I've had in years! I wonder how the girls are doing?"
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
A: Snap-on tools!
Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank?
A: Drinking on the job.
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