Joke #1622

Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?

What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.

What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.

How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis

Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.

Rudolph the well hung reindeer, Had a great enormous cock, All he could ever do with it, was beat it off inside a sock, All of the female reindeer, Had pussies that were just too small, Poor old well hung Rudolph, Could not get any sex at all, Then one horny Christmas eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your cock so strong... Fuck my arsehole all night long!" Then all the reindeer loved him, A few of them were heard to say, "Rudolph the well hung reindeer... You're so lucky Santa's gay"

Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.

What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!