Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
What do you call a truck full of dildos? Toys for Twats.
Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
Why are faggots so generous? Because they don't know how to be tight arsed!
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.