Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
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What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room?
100 people that don''t do dick!
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
A biker walks into a gay bar and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"?
"What are you talking about" the biker replies.
"You know you guzzle a beer down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and bend over and if you can fart the kicks well."
The gay guy goes first to demonstrate.
The biker states "I can do that and even better."
He chugs the beer, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fart the gay guy jumps behind him and shouts "blocked that kick".
The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday.
I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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How can you make a gay man scream twice?
Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
Q: What are a couple of gay Mexicans called?
A: Juan on Juan.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A. She kept having affairs with men!
Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra?
A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.