Joke #1622

Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?

What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.

Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!

How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)

What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.

Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.

Gay translation I want a commitment. I'm sick of masturbation. Haven't I seen you before? Nice ass. I need you. My hand is tired. You're the only man I've ever cared about. You are the only man who hasn't rejected me. I'm a Romantic. I'm poor. I really want to get to know you better. So I can tell my friends about it. It's just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head. He's kinda cute. I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue! He's not my type. He won't sleep with me. I miss you so much I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good. I had a wonderful time last night. Who the hell are you? Do you love me? I've done something stupid and you might find out. Do you 'really' love me? I've done something stupid and you're going to find out. I'll give you a call. I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again. I've been thinking a lot. You're not as attractive as when I was drunk. I think we should just be friends. You're ugly. I've learned a lot from you. Next!!!!

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.