What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough.
Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
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Q: What is the difference between baby and knitting?
A: Knitting is weaved by two needles and one ball, but the baby has been made with one needle and two balls!
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The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined?
A: For buttering up her clients.
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Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common?
The Hanger.
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Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag?
1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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