What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Because they're hand made.
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1. Dinner
2. Kiss
3. Movie
4. Sex
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6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
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‘Don’t you mean one foot in the “grave”?’ says the friend.
‘No,’ replies the woman.
‘He wants to be cremated.’
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But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
I'm thinking about opening a summer camp for jewish kids with adhd and dyslexia, I'm gonna call it Concentration camp.
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"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality."
"Who told you that?"
"Gynecologist."
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What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it?
The AIDS team.
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My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick.
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
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