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Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor?
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The guy behind the counter says "How bout the $1.95 cent special?"
The customer says "ok", and he paid, headed to the room.
When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him.
He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her.
Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears.
He freaked, "omg she's sick."
He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happe ning, and the guy says "hey Joe! The dead one's full again!"
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"First of all, don't give him anything to drink."
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So too has his boot.
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A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car.
Who's driving?
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Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?
Because they're headcases.
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