How did they know that the driver had dandruff?
They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
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Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp?
The kids come back.
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"Daddy, there is a man at the door. He says he is collecting for the nursing home."
"That's perfect. Tell him grandpa is coming in a moment."
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Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers?
A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag?
1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday?
A: An easy bake oven.
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard?
Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’?
A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour?
A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree.
He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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