How did they know that the driver had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A: With a knife.
I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.
Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.