How did they know that the driver had dandruff?
They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
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Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks in shock.
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the crap out of him."
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Daddy to his son:
I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
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How are babies and the elderly alike?
Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching.
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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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Doctor to Patient: "Don’t worry about your heart. It will function as long as you live."
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After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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