How did they know that the driver had dandruff?
They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
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What's pink and chunky?
A baby with leprosy.
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What's red and dances all around?
A baby on a barbecue
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Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
A: Lefty.
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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A guy wasn’t feeling well and went to the doctor for a check up.
He did the tests and waited.
After a while, the doctor came in with the results.
"Unfortunately, I have very bad news! You’re seriously ill! You have really not much time to live.."
"Doctor..! How much time do I have..?"
"Ten..."
"Ten what? Months? Years? What?!"
"Nine...Eight...Seven..."
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Two children, Johnny and Alex were sitting outside a clinic.
Alex was crying very loudly.
Johnny: Why are you crying?
Alex: I came here for a blood test.
Johnny: So? Are you afraid?
Alex: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
After hearing this Johnny started weeping making Alex feel surprised as well as curious and Alex asked: Why are you crying now?
Johnny: I came for a urine test!
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Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
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