Joke #1375

How did they know that the driver had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store. I thought "You are never going to find here what you are looking for"...

Q: How long does it take for a workplace bully to come up with a patentable new invention? A: It depends: If the designer's desk drawer is locked, about 5 minutes, otherwise, under a minute.

"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor." "But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."

I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...

I was a little taken aback when I got my receipt from the funeral parlor, on the bottom of the receipt, after the bill, it read, "Thank you. Please come again."

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.

One day, Muhammad's wife called him a pedophile. In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.

Someone going to work sees a crowd of people walking. Looking at the beginning of course, he sees a coffin behind a gentleman with a little dog followed by the crowd. Approaching the owner and he asks him: "What happened here, man?" "Pff, my mother-in-law died," he said. "Hush how sad eh… And, if allowed, how?" "My dog bit her…" "You don't tell me! Could you lend him to me just for tonight?" "Get in line!"

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender!