Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard?
Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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They were given a right roasting.
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After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she decides to shoot herself through the heart.
Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and asks him the exact location of the heart.
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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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A: 2 in the back 2 in the front and 6.23 million in the ashtray.
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