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A cherry float.
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A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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A baby in a frying pan.
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink?
A: Concentrated jews.
Daddy to his son:
I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
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It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
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"Doctor, please, my son ate some cement. What can I do?"
"First of all, don't give him anything to drink."
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John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter.
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