Joke #9804

What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
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What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower.
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W: Where did Lucy go during the bombing? A: Everywhere.
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*Wakes up to wife and son screaming* Me: "What are you guys yelling about?" Them: "You're driving!"
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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
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Granny congratulates Johny to his birthday and tells him: "May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!" Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny: "Have you heard your Granny's wish? So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you'll finally go with me, mac! Those 4 steps will not save ya!"
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Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
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