What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
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How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.
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Q: How is spinach like anal sex?
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Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?"
Matthew: "I don't know. What?"
Michael: "Candy corneas."
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I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon.
I mean – you've got a gun, haven't you?
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Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.
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What's the difference between a police officer and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone else, you know it's been fired.
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.
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Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race?
A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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