What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
While we were working at a men's clothing store, a customer asked my coworker to help her pick out a tie that would make her husband's blue eyes stand out. "Ma'am," he explained, "any tie will make blue eyes stand out if you tie it tight enough."
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
how do you keep a black person out of your backyard? Hang one in the front.
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
The worst place to have a heart attack is during a gama of cherades. ...Especially if the people you are playing with, are really bad guessers.
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"