What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman:
"And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.
She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors.
Bad News: There were three empty seats.
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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Boy "Hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared."
Man "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
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What happens if you upset a cannibal?
You get into hot water.
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If the blind can read your face.
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Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water.
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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My grandfather can no longer do the things he loved to do as a teenager.
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