What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
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Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs?
A: An invalid.
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An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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Black humour is like a pair of legs.
Not everyone has it.
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ?
One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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Two kids were talking together.
First: "My daddy is so tall that he can touch the clouds in the sky with his hands."
Second: "That is excellent. Does your daddy touch something soft and downy?"
First: "Yes, of course."
Second: "Those are my daddy's testicles."
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A pretty lady is standing on the side of a bridge, looking over it and thinking about jumping off.
A homeless alcoholic man comes up to her as he was walking nearby.
The lady notices the man coming and says: "Go away! There's nothing you can say to me to change my mind, you cannot help me."
"Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it" replies the man.
"No way, you're disgusting, go away."
The homeless man turns and starts walking away.
The lady thinks: "Is that all you were going to say to me? Nothing more? Won't you try to convince me that life is worth living that I should not jump off? Where are you going?"
The homeless man thinks: "I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm."
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Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven.
And everyone who goes to heaven has to work.
God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies.
Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out.
For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired.
As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender?
A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter?
It sure gave them something to chew over.
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