What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
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If you're scared of dying alone then become a bus driver.
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"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?"
"Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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How are babies and the elderly alike?
Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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The other day a friend and myself decided to try out an aerobics video because we were both feeling very unfit.
We put the tape in and started to copy the movements.
After a few minutes we had chopped each other's arms off with chain-saws.
It was only then that we realized that I had accidentally put "Psycho Killers III" in the video by mistake!
How we laughed!!!!
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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A pretty lady is standing on the side of a bridge, looking over it and thinking about jumping off.
A homeless alcoholic man comes up to her as he was walking nearby.
The lady notices the man coming and says: "Go away! There's nothing you can say to me to change my mind, you cannot help me."
"Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it" replies the man.
"No way, you're disgusting, go away."
The homeless man turns and starts walking away.
The lady thinks: "Is that all you were going to say to me? Nothing more? Won't you try to convince me that life is worth living that I should not jump off? Where are you going?"
The homeless man thinks: "I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm."
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