# Joke #2618

How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
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A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow \$2,000 for three weeks. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has. The man says "I've got a Rolls Royce -- keep it until the loan is paid off -- here are the keys." The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gives the man \$2,000. Three weeks later the man comes into the bank, pays back the \$2,000 loan, plus \$10 interest, and regains possession of the Rolls Royce. The loan officer asks him, "Sir, if I may ask, why would a man who drives a Rolls Royce need to borrow two thousand dollars?" The man answers, "I had to go to Europe for three weeks, and where else could I store a Rolls Royce for that long for ten dollars?"
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