Joke #2618

How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.

Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.

Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.

He was so mean that when he found a pack of corn plasters he went out and bought a pair of tight shoes.

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

What I want to know is how did a fool and his money get together in the first place?

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar." "One dollar?" exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, "Could I have steak and chips?" "Certainly," says the barman, "that'll be two dollars." "Two dollars?" cries the man. "You're joking. Where's the guy who owns this place?" The barman says, "Upstairs, with my wife"." The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The barman says, "The same thing I'm doing to his business."

Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting

What kind of money do marsupials use? Pocket change!

Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.