Joke #2637

A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has. The man says "I've got a Rolls Royce -- keep it until the loan is paid off -- here are the keys." The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gives the man $2,000. Three weeks later the man comes into the bank, pays back the $2,000 loan, plus $10 interest, and regains possession of the Rolls Royce. The loan officer asks him, "Sir, if I may ask, why would a man who drives a Rolls Royce need to borrow two thousand dollars?" The man answers, "I had to go to Europe for three weeks, and where else could I store a Rolls Royce for that long for ten dollars?"

Many people get valuable furniture on hire purchase, it’s not that expensive when they buy it, but by the time it’s paid for they’re usually antiques.

Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.

That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.

Three cheapskates try to figure out a way of killing themselves with one bullet – so they put their heads together.

‘Money frees you from doing things you dislike, since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.’ Groucho Marx

Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.

Money is not everything. There’s also MasterCard and Visa.

A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.” “Really,” answered the neighbor. “What kind is it?” “Twelve thirty.”

Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.