A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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A woman was driving down the highway about 75 miles an hour, when she noticed a motorcycle policeman following her.
Instead of slowing down, she picked up speed.
When she looked back again, their were two motorcycles following her.
She shot up to 90 miles. The next time she looked around, there were three cops following her.
Suddenly, she spotted a gas station looming ahead.
She screeched to a stop and ran into the lady's room.
Ten minutes later, she innocently walked out.
The three cops were standing their waiting for her.
Without batting an eye, she said coyly, "I'll bet none of you thought I would make it."
Q: What did the police do when 241 hares got loose?
A: They combed the area!