A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
A nice lady in a short skirt walks up to a police man on the street and says, "I have a problem." The police man asked her what it is, she points to a man across the street and says, "See that man?" The police man replies, "Yes, is he watching you?" She replies, " NO!, that is the problem!"
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving? Nethier, the cop is.