How many women does it take to change a light bulb? 11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..
A Girl was towelling her wet pussy. She enjoyed it so much that she began to rub it vigorously until... ...the pussy cried "Meow" and runs away. Moral Lessons 1. Be kind to Animals 2. Always keep your thoughts clean...
MEN Vs WOMEN 1. MEN discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT. WOMEN discovered paint and invented makeup. 2. Men discovered word and invented conversation. Women discovered conversation and invented gossip. 3. Men discovered gambling and invented cards. Women discovered cards and invented Witchery. 4. Men discovered trading and invented money. Women discovered money and invented shopping. There after Men have discovered and invented lots of things while Women STUCK TO SHOPPING.
Question: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? Answer: When she starts her sentence with, “A man once told me…”
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.
There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't told her twice!
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.