How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..
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The waitress asked how I would like my coffee.
I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".
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A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled,
"A crocodile, a crocodile!"
The woman woke up and asked,
"Where, where?"
A man cried again,
"O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street.
The driver rush to the scene.
He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
"Does she have a boyfriend?"
"Yes, a cute, strong and clever one."
"What's the name?"
"John, Michael and Bill."
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Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?
A: You don't...there's a clock on the oven!
Question: How many men does it take to open a beer?
Answer: None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
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In the beginning of time, God created the world and then rested.
Then he created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then neither God nor man has rested.
A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem.
Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.
The doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it.
The woman replied, snorting pepper.