Joke #2668

What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A women who won't do what she's told.
Vote: has 39.50 % from 19 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: women

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. So the priest says ok, do your sins, come back, and I’ll bless you. So, they went to do their sins and came back to get blessed. The priest asked the first one who was laughing what her sin was. She said, "I had sex with a guy." The priest said ok, blessed her and said go drink some holy water. So she did! The next one was laughing harder, and the priest asked her what her sin was. She said, "I got in a fight with another nun." So he says ok, blessed her and told her to go drink some holy water. So she did. The priest asked the last one who was laughing even harder what she did. And as she was laughing she said, "I pissed in the holy water!"
Vote: has 81.09 % from 349 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: priest, sex, women
What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.
Vote: has 73.27 % from 128 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, food, women
A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name. She said, "I'm Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga from the Republic of Uzbetikan visiting my daughter in Columbia." As she finished speaking the cop paused for a moment and then put away his summons book and pen, and said, "Well... OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again."
Vote: has 31.56 % from 11 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: cop, women
Should women have children after 35? "No, 35 children are enough!"
Vote: has 65.44 % from 398 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: age, kids, women
A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc. His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names." The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."
Vote: has 77.05 % from 115 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: love, marriage, time, women
Why was the name "P.M.S." chosen ? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken...
Vote: has 50.45 % from 9 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: women
What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.
Vote: has 39.50 % from 19 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: women
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud,but everyone at the table heard thepouf. Before she even had a chanceto be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!". The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!" Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few minutes laterthe woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing! Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,"Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!"
Vote: has 85.03 % from 1084 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: dad, family, time, women
Q:Why did the woman cross the road? A I don't know, the real question is, why was she out of the kitchen?
Vote: has 39.47 % from 11 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: women
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives. The one guy said, “I’m a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional.” The second guy responded, “I’m a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids.” They then asked the woman, “What are you?” She replied: “I’m a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.”
Vote: has 60.69 % from 38 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: women