Why did the woman cross the road?
That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
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A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance.
The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?”
“I was stung by a bee!” she said.
“Where?” he asked.
“Between the first and second hole.” she replied.
He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”
Q: How are women and tornadoes alike?
A: They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they go.
What is a buttress?
A female goat.
After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.
Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
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Why do women love Hunters the best as lovers?
1. Hunters have the longest and most powerful rifles.
2. Hunters always....shoot twice.
3. Hunters love to...eat what they shoot!
A man is in a bar and has one too many drinks.
This beautiful lady sits down next to him.
He turns to her and says "Hey how bout it.
You and me, gettin it on. I've got a couple dollars and it looks like you could use a little money."
She stands up and says, "What makes you think I charge by the inch."
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Q: What is the difference between a Vitamin and a Hormone?
A: You can't hear a vitamin.