Joke #2669

Why did the woman cross the road? That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
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There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. So the priest says ok, do your sins, come back, and I’ll bless you. So, they went to do their sins and came back to get blessed. The priest asked the first one who was laughing what her sin was. She said, "I had sex with a guy." The priest said ok, blessed her and said go drink some holy water. So she did! The next one was laughing harder, and the priest asked her what her sin was. She said, "I got in a fight with another nun." So he says ok, blessed her and told her to go drink some holy water. So she did. The priest asked the last one who was laughing even harder what she did. And as she was laughing she said, "I pissed in the holy water!"
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Q: Who is the most skillful goal keeper in the world? A: All women; they never allow any ball enters.
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Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies? A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
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Q: What is the difference between a Vitamin and a Hormone? A: You can't hear a vitamin.
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Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
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Q: Why do women have arms? A: Have you any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean?
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Q: Why did the woman get thrown out of the riding stable? A: She wanted to mount the horse her way.
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Why do women close their eyes during sex? They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
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A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "No, you see that's your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead."
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I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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