What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A women who won't do what she's told.
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Question: How is a woman like a laxative?
Answer: They both irritate the shit out of you.
How are women and linoleum floors alike?
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
A man walks into a clock shop where a beautiful woman is working.
He walks to the counter unzips his fly and pulls out his cock.
The woman screams "excuse me sir this is a CLOCK SHOP".
I know replied the man "I want two hands and a face put on this".
Do you know why women aren't allowed in space?
To avoid scenarios like: "Houston, we have a problem!"
"What is the problem?"
"Yeah, great, pretend like you don't know what I'm talking about!"
Q: Why did God create women?
A: He took one look at men and said, "I know I can do better than this."
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with, "A man once told me..."
I like my women like my morning coffee, falling off the roof of my car as I peel out of a gas station parking lot.
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.
Q: Why do women have arms?
A: Have you any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean?