Teacher: Can anyone give me a sentence with a direct object?
Student: You are pretty.
Teacher: What’s the direct object?
Student: A good report card.
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Teacher: To which family does the elephant belong?
Pupil: I don’t know, nobody I know owns one!
What is the longest word in the English language?
Smiles: there is a mile between the first and last letters!
Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
Pupil: 4
Teacher: That's good.
Pupil: Good? That's perfect!
Q. What's the king of the pencil case?
A. The ruler.
What's a moo hoo for grazing school?
Grass class.
They wanted something long and hard.....
I gave them MY HOMEWORK!
Teacher: Ramu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's.
Did u copy his?
Ramu: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes.
After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.
Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."
Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down.
Then she said, "First Question was which tire was flat?"
Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.