Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.
What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store. I thought "You are never going to find here what you are looking for"...
Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo? A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
A woman is speaking to her friend, ‘My husband has got one foot in the grate.’ ‘Don’t you mean one foot in the “grave”?’ says the friend. ‘No,’ replies the woman. ‘He wants to be cremated.’
I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.