Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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1. Dinner
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He was on a diet!
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Click-is that it?
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What do you call a baby on a stick?
A Kebabie.
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I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the trunk and there she was"
I saw a girl crying, so I asked her "Where are your parents?" and she started crying even more.
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The judge asks the murderer:
Why did you kill that old lady?
For money..
But you got only 20 cents
Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
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I said, "This trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter."
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