Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? Ended a race.
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!