A 6 year old boy asks his daddy: Daddy, where did I come from to this life? You were brought by a stork. That's strange, you have such a pretty wife, but nevertheless you're fucking a stork.
What did one tit say to the other? I hope we get support soon or people will think we're nuts.
I think you’ll find that any of my lady companions will tell you I’m a ‘five times a night man’. I really shouldn’t drink so much tea before I go to bed.
Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex? A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas? A. Erection Sets.
What does a Blonde say after multiple orgasms? Way to go team!
Robert came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', Asked Robert. 'I'm going to Nairobi', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get 4000 a night for what I give you for free! 'Robert said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand. 'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife. Robert said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on 8000 a year!'
‘Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.’ Fred Allen