What's pink and chunky?
A baby with leprosy.
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What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
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How are babies and the elderly alike?
Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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How do you get a baby to run faster?
Chase it with the lawn mower.
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Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff.
The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors.
Bad News: There were three empty seats.
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I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
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