Sex without condoms is magical... A baby appears and father disappears.
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Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving?
A: “Thanks for coming!”
What’s the difference between ‘Oooh!’ and ‘Aaah!’?
About three inches.
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
They don’t have time.
Did you hear about the transvestite who wanted a night on the town?
He wanted to eat, drink and be Mary.
A sexy girl looks at the big beer belly of a man and asks:
Is that Carlsberg or Tuborg?
There‘s a tap underneath it – why don‘t you taste it yourself?
Which is the most confusing day in America?
Father's day!
80% don't know whom to wish.
Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
Vote:
There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman’s nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no! You are so hot when you’re jealous!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
She whispers in his ear: "That’s me before the surgery."
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes-in-tight!