Joke #2781

Unexpected sex - is the best thing to wake up, unless you're in prison...

A little boy asked his mother: Mummy, why are you white and I am black? Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!

Maths is like s*x... ADD the bed MINUS the clothes DIVIDE the legs and pray you don't MULTIPLY.

Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.

Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks... Husband: And what the dentist said?

My wife is so kinky, when she was born, the doctor slapped her bottom to make her cry, and she said "Don't forget to pull my hair" I accidentally swallowed some WhiteOut last night. Woke up with a massive correction.

There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

‘Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.’ Fred Allen

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...