Joke #2782

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

What does a Blonde say after multiple orgasms? Way to go team!

What’s the difference between a bar and a g-spot? Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

I've accepted every email offer I've ever received. My penis is now 235 feet long.

Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.

What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.

A man in Amsterdam feels the need to confess, so he goes to his priest. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During WWII, I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answers the priest, "that's not a sin."' "But I made him agree to pay me 20 guilders for every week he stayed." "I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause." "Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind. I have one more question." "What is that, my son?" "Do I have to tell him the war is over?"

If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.

Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?" Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course." The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."

Q: Why don't Canadians have group sex? A: Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.