The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
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A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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A: Bubblegum and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.
Kid to her mother: "If you hurt me I'll make you pregnant by a needle."
Mother: "How? My sweet it isn't possible."
Kid: "I'll insert the needle to daddy's condom!"
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes.
They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
Knock-Knock
Who is there?
A long penis with a naked head.
Come in please we were waiting for you.
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Q: Why did Daft Punk spend the night with a Leprechaun?
A: He was "Up all night to get lucky"
In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class.
Everybody writes except little John.
The teacher asks him: John, why aren’t you writing?
I’m exhausted because of sex.
That should not be a problem, write with your left hand.
John comes home and notices his wife naked in bed and the postman standing with his unzipped trousers next to the bed.
The postman wants to save the situation so he says quickly: "Mrs. Ann, I warn you for the last time! If you do not sign this letter so I will pee on your brand-new carpet."