A school in the United States is on fire. One fireman is throwing the kids through the window, while the other one is standing on the ground and catching them. After half of an hour the upper fireman asks: Hey man, why aren't you catching black kids? Oh damn, I thought these were the burnt ones.
I got in trouble during high school for masturbating in the showers. Apparently it completely ruined the trip to Auschwitz.
I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store. I thought "You are never going to find here what you are looking for"...
Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.
Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.