The reason why women will never be the ones who propose is that as soon as they get on their knees, man starts unzipping. 
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Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean?
A: An oil spill
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After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, "Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?"
After quickly thinking it over, she responds, "I'll have the bad news first doctor".
The doctor replies, "We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair".
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. "Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news".
The doctor replies, "He's dead".
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Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast...
Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: "Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers".
She replies: "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?"
To which he responds: "No, you've got bowel cancer."
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Black humour is like a pair of legs.
Not everyone has it.
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Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world?
A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender?
A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
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"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?"
"Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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